Shopaholics Designer Tea Pot buying

The Teapottery has been making these buying witty collector's pieces since 1978, to great acclaim. As we well know, unique design plus wit and brilliant execution equals awesome!

Men, are you perpetually in a state of confusion and anxiety over finding the right gift for your favorite gal? Does she live to shop and shop to live? Voilà! The perfect gift!
Stamped "Swineside Teapottery Made in England".

Measures: 13.5" x 4" x7".
No chips, cracks, or crazing; in fact, we don't believe it has ever been used at all.